Curious as to what Tiger Woods was doing these days, I came across a 2007 PGA Championship article which included the picture featured above. As we all know, Woods went on to win the PGA Championship that year, but few know of the battle he fought; "Swamp Ass." I don't know if it was the texture of the pants, but man did he look worse than John Daly. Sure Daly keeps his cool by packing "heat" andslammin' diet cokes during his rounds, but damn Tiger you must be doing something wrong. Looking closely at the picture, Tiger is showing nothing but a big smile. Well Tiger, that smile isn't gonna hide the embarrassment that is "Swamp Ass."
As the day brightened and the humidity increased, "Swamp Ass" crept around and on to the front of Tiger's pants. It's safe to say that this wasn't really "Swamp Ass," but was instead his evil cousin "Swamp Cock" who was playing for keeps. This picture clearly demonstrates that "Swamp Cock" obviously got more media attention.
Here's a tip for you Tiger, we know that you change gloves every few holes, but please bring a few extra pairs of pants next time to save the embarrassment. Your a great golfer and have won many tournaments and events, but going 0-1 against the "Swamp Family" is something you don't want to do. My apologies to those who saw this live in HD.
Any other cases of "Swamp" can be e-mailed to dailyducketssupport@gmail.com.
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